Monday, October 1, 2007

Broke Our Own #1 AR Rule

Everything was going so well, we made it through the trekking section with out incident and had just started the paddle when we hit a series of small rapids shallow enough that we couldn't go over then but deep enough that a portage seemed stupid. So what did we end up doing...Thomas and myself jumped into the water to push the canoe over the shallow area and I ended up drenched up to my waist. There goes the rules right out the window. But not to worry too much since it wasn't a hiking or biking stage, all I had to do was sit in a boat and paddle for 3 hours and I had a dry pair of shorts at the next transition.

So 3 hours latter after sitting in wet shorts on a canoe seat we get to transition area where I can finally switch shorts. The issue here is it's a big open field and a female volunteer sitting working the station and I need to get nakkid. So to be respectful I sit on the ground behind our transition bag not to offend the young woman while I change shorts, not realizing that my very moist numb ass got a whack or gravel and dirt stuck to it during this. Now with my arse covered with gravel I jump on a bike for 4 hours of wonderful bumpy ATV trail after which we got back in a boat for another hour paddle. So with 5 hours of bumping grinding and rocking on a bike and in a boat with a seat full of gravel acting as sandpaper on my nether regions I think the attached picture best describes how I feel.

So new amendment to rule number one. If you do end up wet make sure you don't combine this with dirt or you too can feel like our baboon friend.

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